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NUMBER 5

You couldn’t just take your percocet and rave about Adam Lambert’s eyeliner?

Yet another Kennedy with a life-ending head injury. Personally, I think there was a second tumor on the grassy knoll.

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Did you know that the average person outside of the United States has a vocabulary in the range of 40,00 words? Did you know that the average American has about 20,000 words in his vocabulary?

Probably not, because no one in America actually reads anymore. Instead, we take to the “interweb”, a glorious invention by the great caped crusader of climate change Al Gore, and talk to your friends who we’ve just seen five minutes ago, or to co-workers who sit not twenty feet from us.

And what exactly, has the English language boiled down to? We now use words like “LOL” & “LMAO”. I for one, will never be caught dead using one of these words. But I was curious, so I took to the offices of MTV Networks to find out who exactly says LOL or LMAO in their daily online conversations.

This is when I found out about a coming revolution. The new “it” word in online laughter is no longer the dreaded LOL but rather “HA” or in variations “HAHA”. Let’s use an example:

Jrexer24: Dude, I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisening. Yeah, he choked on 12 year old nuts.
Tiredkittyyawn0723: lololol

Jrexer24: Dude, I went to the bar last night. yeah, I ordered an NBA draft. Too bad most of the beer was imported though.
Keyboardcatrulez111: Haaa

Which do you prefer? Personally, I’ll take a “HA” any day of the week. But now, I open it up to the forum.

It’s being reported that due to the recession, ticket sales for the second leg of Britney Spears’ tour are much lower than the first leg.

Well, can’t say it’d be the first time Britney’s been accused of having a huge gap between her first and second legs.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31492608/ns/world_news-africa/

Joke 1:
When the judge was reached for comment, he reportedly said: “The conviction was easy, they really didn’t have a leg to stand on”

Joke 2
Will anyone convict the doctors for armed robbery?

Joke 3
For taking this hard stance on crime, let’s give the judge a hand!

Okay, seriously, I’m done.

Barack Obama rookie card.

takin it to the house...the white house

Please let me know if you can find a John McCain rookie card. I heard only three were made on the Guttenberg press.

Loyalty. It’s something that every employee hopes to obtain from his employer. I’ve worked in construction for eight years. My boss there would never fire me without at least a warning. Hell, he’d probably never fire me. Why? Because I’ve earned that loyalty.

Television doesn’t grant such a privaledge. This past week, ABC & NBC witnessed massive layoffs that devastated many lower level employees. I remember back in December when MTV announced layoffs, the surprising feeling was that no one was safe. And the prophecy rang true as assistants & lower level executives were slaughtered without conscience. Now, other companies have begun a second round of layoffs, and this leaves me nervous & anxious.

I am the lowest level of employee. I’m the entry level, car bookings, meeting confirming soldier that gets put on the opening front of the firing squad. So while my hair turns gray at the ripe old age of 22, I wonder where all this stress comes of.

Here’s to the dream! Let’s hope I make it another week. Remember, my dream is to write for SNL.