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So people listen to this- I just spent 90 minutes of my life signing up for a dating website to bust a nut. However, I think I took it too seriously and actually wrote the truth…

Nah.

Anyway, the problem I have with dating websites is this: I just want to bust a nut… maybe in a eye, maybe not in a eye. But the problem is this: one signs up and then sends some winks. I can’t even email or chat to these women who have chosen to make their presences known to me. I feel that it is my duty as a fellow web dater to nail these women.

Now, I am not a pig, but trust me, I am no virgin (or maybe I am). Should I really have to pay a third party to allow me to just email someone and that that’s not even a definite busting of a nut. Come on! I would be better off getting a hooker (P.S. My birthday is coming up for anyone who wants get me one. Please let’s do The Bunny Ranch anyway).

The thing I did that I am kinda happy about, but at the same time a little scared, is the fact that I put in the profile my Facebook account name so these people can contact me. So this way I can bust a nut and not have to pay for it. But by the same token I am afraid that a crazy bitch is gong to come knocking on my door Or Betty, the 300 pound monste,r might want to crush me. Anyway I am going to post the link… Yes, you, the sexy one reading this right now, click it and find more about Froggy! (Please no men and I am not GAY for the hundred time!)

http://www.zoosk.com/profile.php?from=nav

EDITORS NOTE: You need to sign up for the website to view his profile. Trust me when I say it’s not worth signing up for!

Hello people out there in the “inter-world” please allow me  to introduce myself.   Let me start by saying I ain’t no rapper and I ain’t no fool neither. But let me ask you this: Have you ever walked into a room and knew that you where the best one in that room? Well, I do many times a day. However, I must admit that I do happen to spend most of my days by myself . There is a reason why I spend such much time by myself. My fellow co-workers at Lose the Remote find that I don’t play well with others and they feel that as part as therapy as well as to learn how to actually read and (w)right I should start a blog. My problem is that I know I am very funny in life and hope that I find my “voice” so that I can achieve my ultimate dream. A dream that I am willing to share with you and countless other individuals that should idealize and worship me. And please for the love of God understand this

I AM FROGGY AND HEAR ME ROAR!