Jill Da Pill Foo Baum – The Abridged Bio

Age: 25
Sex: Female
Height: 5′ 1 1.2″
Weight: Yeah, right.
Ambidextrous Handed
Likes: Ragamitas, Warping the minds of small children, Comedy (sometimes)
Dislikes: Bees, traveling by boat, and bees traveling by boat.

Career:  Currently paying the bills working on a cable TV comedy program.

Dream job: Jackpot Recipient

Quote: “I hate it when I say people should die and then they do.” – Daria